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[pvtparts]

private - arya.

I have something for you to do. Before you interrupt or ignore me--[because she knows you want to]--it will be a potentially dangerous job.

public.

I think it's time for a change of subject.

[You guys have just been too damn depressing and apologizing left and right lately.]

What's one thing that always makes you think of home? You're free to get as maudlin as you like--[Just as she's free to ignore you when you do. c'8]--but I mean more in the nostalgic sense.

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[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

You want me to kill your friend.

[Private]

[pvtparts]

She would want someone to, but she'd prefer it be people she can trust and rely on.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

She doesn't even know me. [None of this, of course, is a no.]

[Private]

[pvtparts]

That's where you're wrong, lad. I haven't told her a thing, of course, but she has a tendency to make my business her business.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I'm not either of your business.

[Private]

[pvtparts]

Sure you aren't, lad. Then you must enjoy calling everyone camel cunt.

Stop by my cabin when you've got a moment to pick up your stake.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[EYE ROLLING if only you could see this eye roll, Polly, it's magnificent.]

I have a sword.

[Private]

[pvtparts]

Is it sharp and made of wood?

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

It's sharp and steel.

[Private]

[pvtparts]

Then it won't work and you'll only manage to piss her off. You have to stake her directly in the heart with wood.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Why wood?

[Private]

[pvtparts]

She's a vampire, lad.

[Duh.]

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

What's that got to do with wood?

[don't you duh her, sir.]

[Private]

[pvtparts]

Have you ever heard of a vampire turning to ash after being run through with a sword, lad?

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I've never heard of a vampire turning to ash.

[Duh!!]

[Private]

[pvtparts]

Sounds as though you should do more reading. Or talking to Maladicta if reading doesn't suit you as I imagine it doesn't.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[Reading is boring u_u]

Where is she?

[Private]

[pvtparts]

I imagine she's in her cabin or Aeryn Sun's cabin.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Why?

[She likes Aeryn why are the streams crossing make it stop]

[Private]

[pvtparts]

Why do you think, lad?

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Are they fucking? [Nose. wrinkling.]

[Private]

[pvtparts]

It's a little odd you ask questions you already know the answer to, lad.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

[She makes a semi-disgusted sound, though she's not entirely sure if it's because they're both women or because she's judgmental as fuck of others doing what she does (like making attachments here).]

[Private]

[pvtparts]

I will assume that means it's a mystery to you as well.

[Private]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

You're annoying.

I want the stake.